1. Noun – A colleague leaving the company soon by his/her own choice or otherwise.
“Word around the water cooler is that Lou’s a brown envelope. He’s leaving for JWT next week.”
2. Verb – Fired or laid off.
“Holy shit. Phillip got brown enveloped. I just saw him walking out with his fake Yale degrees and a stapler in a box.”
Refers to the interoffice envelopes used to “secretly” distribute farewell cards/collect money.
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